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Son Of The Godfather
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 Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2004 8:57 am Post subject: Captions for photo over on BeldarBlog |
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| Quote: | Begging for a snarky caption
I'll bet my readers can do better than Reuters' original caption for this picture, which reads "Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry reads a note given to him by five-year-old Michaela Fishback (L) at a campaign rally in Waterloo, Iowa October 19, 2004. The note said 'John Kerry Rools.'" |
Go visit Beldar's site http://beldar.blogs.com/beldarblog/ for a little fun...
Here's my entry:
John Kerry Rools:
Rool Number 1:
Get UN approval for all actions. Make sure the French are consulted on all issues foreign and domestic.
Rool Number 2:
Rich, marry-able women don't need looks (or smarts).
Rool Number 3:
Create grandiose scenarios for later use (see "VietNam") - Bring 8MM camera as support.
Rool Number 4:
Never EVER use that spray-on tan stuff again!
Rool Number 5:
Say "idear" instead of "idea"... it makes you seem more folksy.
Rool Number 6:
Personal family issues are "fair game" during world-televised debates.
Rool Number 7:
Say "Jenjis Khan", not "Genghis Khan" because folks respect being educated by an elitist.
Rool Number 8:
If a group of determined veterans who know the truth about your past start to affect your numbers, have your DNC chairman, the MSM, and anyone else who has no soul start to repeat the mantra "now discredited" - It is a famous mind-trick made famous by Ben Kenobi.
Rool Number 9:
Pose in as many different "sport" photo ops as possible. It makes you appear masculine and an "everyman". Do not be concerned that "everyman" does not have excessive leisure time and finances for $8000 bicycles.
--Addendum: For posing with football: eyes OPEN!... do not kiss own a** when hiking the ball.
Rool Number 10:
Do not exceed 3-days without injections of life-giving mixture - Botox, stem-cells, and gin-soaked raisins.
(Good God, I could spend all night on Kerry Rools! Better stop for awhile) 
SOTG
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Knighthawk
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| Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2004 10:20 am Post subject: |
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If guns kill people, then I can blame misspelled words on my pencil.
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FreeFall
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| Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2004 10:40 am Post subject: |
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| You guys are just too funny! |
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Son Of The Godfather
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| Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2004 11:17 am Post subject: |
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OK Brian, the little girl yelling "Four More Years" made me do an "out-loud" pig-snort. 
SOTG
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Knighthawk
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| Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2004 11:46 am Post subject: |
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Ha...Ha...Ha you snorted.
But it does look like she is screaming at Kerry
Picture her screaming YOU SUCK!! at him.....betcha snorted again
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Son Of The Godfather
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| Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2004 3:04 pm Post subject: |
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LOL... I was going to write her caption as "F OFF YOU COMMIE BASTARD, AND GIMMEEE BACK MY F'n NOTEBOOK!"...
But I'm above that sorta thing...
Usually.
SOTG
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Hondo
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| Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2004 3:27 pm Post subject: |
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How about the girl saying either
"Senator, your fly's unzipped!"
or
"NO! THAT'S MY SAVINGS ACCOUNT! IT'S NOT A CONTRIBUTION!"
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blue9t3
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| Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2004 5:59 pm Post subject: |
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(little girl says)
"Mom---this orange man smells like rotten raisins!"
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Rdtf
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| Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2004 6:06 pm Post subject: |
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| I am laughung out loud - better hush, co-workers can't think I am having this much fun! |
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Inatizzy
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| Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2004 6:19 pm Post subject: |
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He's looking at a pic of the Addams Family and she's asking "Can I have your autograph Lurch. When did you quit acting?"
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She's saying " Just a little bit closer you commie rat bast@rd and I'll let you have it good. Now gimme back my Bush/Cheney sticker". |
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Proud of my VietVet Dad!
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| Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2004 9:16 pm Post subject: |
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I was thinking the same thing, only she was asking "Sir, can you sign this form 180 please?" |
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