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[MissouriVeteransDaughter]

This stuff is just too good--its begging us to have some fun with it:

Heard somewhere in a small farm house in rural America:

"John got hisself a goose while Tereeza was a flappin' her jaws agin', Pa. She picked on that sweet Laura, who ain't never done nothin' mean to nobody. That just ain't right. I've voted Democratic for nigh on to forty years, Pa, but I ain't a votin' for that ornery no good polecat and his missus!!"
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"Lord...Who may live on your holy hill? He whose walk is blameless and who does what is righteous, who speaks the truth from his heart and has no slander on his tongue, who does his neighbor no wrong and casts no slur on his fellowman" Ps15:1-3.

[Bystander]

'Pa, we jes' haz to get Tuh-ray-zuhs secret sauce that's jes' filled with them ginned up raisins and all covered with ketchup. Did we hear right that it's supposed to clear the brain? Why's she got a problem then?'
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No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
..................................Eleanor Roosevelt

[Armybrat/Armymom]

Lordy, Lordy is this the same bird that "...someone else carried the bird he said he shot." "I'm too lazy." (AP report) He even has someone carry his dead bird. For once he's telling the truth: HE'S LAZY!!!! I'd like to see that as a headline.

[Son of a VET]