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buffman
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He could be an actor, and do a movie of his life...oh forgot, they already have---DEUCE BIGELOW, MALE GIGOLO
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Knighthawk
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Joined: 11 Aug 2004
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Location: Camp Bondsteel, Kosovo
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Send him out into the world to find mines.
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mcknz
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Joined: 15 Aug 2004
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Location: Washington State
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| Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2004 1:08 am Post subject: |
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| How about chad counter? I hear the Democrats are hiring for that position at thte moment. |
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armybrat
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Joined: 05 Oct 2004
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Those are some great ideas, but y'all missed the thing he is absolutely, without reservation, 100% qualified for....
Burger Flip/Flopper!
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I B Squidly
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Joined: 26 Aug 2004
Posts: 879
Location: Cactus Patch
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| 'Septic Tank Cleaner'? That's better known as a 'Honey Dipper' and it would be suitable employment for his work release from Leavenworth. |
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Papa Yolk
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Joined: 03 Sep 2004
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Location: Roswell ID
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| Permanent police-call, stoop and pick (no pointy-stick), outside perimeter of Arlington National Cemetery. |
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Hondo
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Location: USA
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How about "ex-Senator"?
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momofthreegirls
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Joined: 08 Sep 2004
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| Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2004 5:17 pm Post subject: |
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| Quote: | How about "ex-Senator"?
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How about "former Presidential candidate and ex-Senator"?  |
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| Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2004 10:35 pm Post subject: Re: best job suited for John Kerry |
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| joyceb wrote: | I'm a 53 three year old mother and homemaker.
I've been so tuned into this election for almost two years now.
I've decided what job John Kerry will be suited to do after he loses this election. John Kerry should become a fertilizer spreader, because that's what he's been spreading all over the United States of America.
Any woman who believes what he has to say is an idiot. Idiot isn't that what Teresa said we were if we didn't like her husbands health plan? |
So true and I would like to add that anyone who thinks Terezzzza would make a good first lady is even a bigger idiot!!! |
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Scott
Master Chief Petty Officer of the Navy
Joined: 24 May 2004
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Location: Massachusetts
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gigolo
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BuffaloJack
Master Chief Petty Officer of the Navy
Joined: 10 Aug 2004
Posts: 1637
Location: Buffalo, New York
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| Kerry can't be a manure spreader. He is manure. |
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Armybrat/Armymom
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Joined: 27 Aug 2004
Posts: 335
Location: Central Texas
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| UN court jester or harlequin (buffoon) |
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Ladder Yankee 33
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Joined: 12 Aug 2004
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Location: Cumming, GA
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Boot scraper in a cow barn.
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Armybrat/Armymom
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Location: Central Texas
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| Hot air balloon filler. (he doesn't need any extra equipment, all he has to do is open his mouth) |
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1991932
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Joined: 02 Oct 2004
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Location: Massachusetts
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Mass. debater?
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