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The Glory of John
(parody of "The Glory of Love" by Peter Cetera)
By Kevin L. Kitchens

Tonight it's very clear,
My record's what I fear.
There's so many things
I have to hide
I gotta make up something.
Something that those losers will buy.

Sometimes I just forget,
Say things that contradict.
But everyone knows
that I'm still lying.
I don't wanna lose now.
I could never find a real job.

I am the man who will fabricate honor.
I'll be the hero the left's looking for.
Married for money.
It's not my S.U.V., but I
Do it all for the glory of John.

I was in Vietnam.
I'm sure you've heard that song.
Took a camera so they'd believe me.
Faked a few injuries;
Shot a running kid in the back.

I am the man who will fabricate honor.
I'll be the hero the left's looking for.
Three purples hearts;
Who cares how I got them, but I
Did it all for the glory of John.

On a dock off of Martha's Vineyard,
Many, many years ago.
Just in time I did save the day:
I kept all the drowning hamsters safe.

I am the man who will fabricate honor.
Flipping and flopping, which one you voting for?
Vote for John Kerry;
Though like Lurch I'm scary, but I
Do it all for the glory of John.

So what I'm a liar
And my pants are on fire, but I
Do it all for the glory of John...

Ooo ooo ooo ooo.

I did it for for John...
I do it all for John...
Teresa's like my mom...
She loves her little John...

©2004 Kevin L. Kitchens, All Rights Reserved

[The Balloon Artist]

appluads and throws roses
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What about John Kerry's four months in Vietnam qualify him to be president?
Al Gore was there for five.

[HawkeyeLonewolf]

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