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Aristotle The Hun
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Joined: 18 Aug 2004
Posts: 488
Location: Naples FL
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 Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2004 6:25 am Post subject: The Robot Bartender |
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The Robot Bartender
A new bar opened and everyone in town was talking about it. The buzz was because it had a robot-bartender. One fellow had to see this for himself, so in he goes and sits at the bar Sure enough, a robot was bartending.
The man orders a drink, and the robot returns with it and asks him what his IQ is. The man replies that his IQ is 150. With that, the robot begins discussing nuclear physics, hydrogen power cells, and the current state of the global atmosphere.
This fellow is impressed. He wants to see what happens if he doesn't claim to be quite as bright. So, he leaves the bar and comes right back in and sits at the bar.
Again, the robot asks him for his IQ. This time the guy tells him it's 100. So the robot starts discussing football, basketball, and the proper way to grill a steak.
Wow, this is amazing and it peaks the man's interest in seeing how good this robot really is.
Thus, he leaves and comes back in for a third time. This time he tells the robot that his IQ is 50.
The robot replies: "So are you democrats really going to vote for Kerry?"
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Mary Ann Parker
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Joined: 02 Sep 2004
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| Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2004 2:03 pm Post subject: Tis Hard to believe...... |
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Tis hard to believe you are so intelligent AND
so much fun. 
I have enjoyed every single post.
I always look for you and Kimmymac among
many others.
Thanks for 
Make it an awesome day.
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Roon
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Joined: 12 Sep 2004
Posts: 393
Location: Lilburn, GA
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| Quote: | Kerry was going to visit the Catholic National Cathedral outside
Washington as part of his campaign. Kerry's campaign manager made a
visit to the Cardinal and said to him, "We've been getting a lot of
bad publicity among Catholics because of Kerry's position on
abortion and the like. We'd gladly make a contribution to the
church of $100,000 if during your sermon you'd say John Kerry is a
saint." The Cardinal thinks it over for a moment and agrees to do it.
Kerry shows up, and as the Mass progresses the Cardinal begins his
homily. "John Kerry is petty, a self absorbed hypocrite and a
nit-wit. He is a liar, a cheat, and a thief. He is the worst
example of a Catholic I've ever personally known. But compared to
Ted Kennedy, John Kerry is a saint."
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