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Bill Levinson Seaman
Joined: 25 Jul 2004 Posts: 184
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Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2004 12:44 am Post subject: When Johnny comes crawling home (a song for Election 2004) |
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(To the tune of "When Johnny Comes Marching Home")
When Johnny [Kerry] Comes Crawling Home
When Johnny comes crawling home again
Hurrah! Hurrah!
We'll give him a hearty send-off then
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The men will cheer, the boys will shout
The electorate will all turn out
And we'll feel just great when we've sent Johnny home.
When Johnny comes crawling home again
Hurrah! Hurrah!
We'll bury him in a landslide then
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The Libs will cry and the Left will pout
Tom Daschle also will be sent out
And we'll feel just great when we've sent Johnny home.
When Johnny comes crawling home again
Hurrah! Hurrah!
Al Qaida will be in deep poo then
Hurrah! Hurrah!
Osama will cringe and Saddam will cower
The United Nations will lose its power
And we'll feel just great when we've sent Johnny home.
When Johnny comes crawling home again
Hurrah! Hurrah!
Mike Moore will throw a tantrum then
Hurrah! Hurrah!
Theresa will swear and Soros will retire
Al Sharpton may set your store on fire
And we'll feel just great when we've sent Johnny home.
When Johnny comes crawling home again
Hurrah! Hurrah!
Jane Fonda will cry a river then
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The Cong will mourn and Hanoi will mope
When Americans prove that they are no dopes
And we'll feel just great when we've sent Johnny home.
When Johnny comes crawling home again
Hurrah! Hurrah!
Ted Kennedy will get well-soused then
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The Libs will jeer and their shills will shout
But we will dance as we throw them all out
And we'll feel just great when we've sent Johnny home. _________________ --Bill
http://www.stentorian.com/politics/kerry Growing dossier on John Kerry's lack of character, ethics, and integrity. Free leaflets, Election 2004 |
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Digger Commander
Joined: 30 Aug 2004 Posts: 321 Location: Lakemont,Gerogia
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Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2004 2:31 am Post subject: AAALLRRIIGGHHTT!!! |
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Cheers mate. Keep up the good work. I know w few Irish bands who would love this _________________ Hey swifty, I'm with you, Just watch you don't get "Kerry'd away in the propwash
Sgt. Maj. Seamus D.D. MacNemi R.M.C. Ret. |
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Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2004 8:08 am Post subject: |
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So Kool! |
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