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d19thdoc · Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 9:47 pm Post subject: Kerry Purged From The Party!

"Communists For Kerry" are very upset. Some of the "Discussion" items are also a hoot.

"The Party has made him, the Party shall take him away!
It is our sad duty to report that Komrad Kerry has been purged for failing the revolution. He has been advised to take a self-criticism session involving a personal sidearm. We will remember him in our hearts as our most expendable apparatchik.A few Party members have inquired about the Politbureau's course of action in the near future. Komrad Hillary has humbly suggested to take over, as the rest of the Party melts away into the countryside, which is all red, and regroup for the '08 election. Like Che and Fidel, we must now take to the jungles of America to continue the revolution. Like Lenin and Stalin, we shall penetrate the tundra, the taiga, and the steppes of the American Motherland. Keep your Red Star Radio receivers handy, you shall soon hear the transmission instructing you of the Party-approved course of action."
http://www.communistsforkerry.com/index.php
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neverforget · Vice Admiral Joined: 18 Jul 2004 Posts: 875

Do you know this is a parody web site, kind of like the onion, but singularly focused? I'm sure you do, so this is funny.
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d19thdoc · Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 12:44 am Post subject:

High theater for sure. The actual communist sites are inevitably drab and humorless.
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Kimmymac · Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 12:51 am Post subject:

Maybe it is for real and the Communists have finally perfected the perfect self parody.

Nawww....Commies don't have much of a sense of humor. Just ask any POW.

Self criticism with a side arm...lol
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SooZQ · Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 1:05 am Post subject:

I don't know guys....this looks pretty serious to me! Shocked

NO POTATOES ALL WINTER...THIS IS SERIOUS!! Shocked

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