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JackMcC · Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2004 8:12 pm Post subject: Will Teresa divorce John

I figure that John-John's days of freeloading off the Heinz family will come to an end by the end of next calendar year. So, we've seen the last of him wind-surfing off the coast of Nantucket, or skiing in Ketchum Idaho with all the beautiful people.

Is Las Vegas taking bets on how long that marriage will last. Teresa has to be tired of living with that pompous ass. She can and hopefully will find somebody better to spend her remaining years with.

USAFE5 · PO2 Joined: 23 Aug 2004 Posts: 362 Location: Reno Nevada

I haven't seen any lines for this in the sports books here but I am sure some where in cyberland you can place a bet.
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Guest · Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2004 8:47 pm Post subject:

The two deserve each other, but if they divorce.....who cares! Laughing

Doc Jerry K · Seaman Recruit Joined: 07 Nov 2004 Posts: 41

Actually, they were made for each other.

Steve Z · Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2004 9:11 pm Post subject: Proverb

According to an old proverb, "a fool and his money are soon parted."

If the proverb holds true, Kerry and Terry will soon part company.

But you've got to wonder, what did Teresa Heinz, who could have married any man she wanted, ever see in Kerry?
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peter · Lieutenant Joined: 22 Aug 2004 Posts: 214

She will dump his ass -- The real question is, will he "sue" for support?

What a dog.

zinfella · Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2004 1:26 am Post subject:

F-ing and Terehhhhhhhhhhzah, have a pre-nup. Any disillusionment has a
pre arranged settlement. She get's the gold mine, he gets the shaft, heh heh.

Twisted Evil

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JannDallas · Seaman Joined: 26 Sep 2004 Posts: 166 Location: Dallas, TX

You said Teresa could have any man. I know there are many men out there who would marry someone for their money, along with femals too. But aside from that, what else would they see in her and if all she got was someone wanting her money, that's not a marriage. Can you imagine waking up to that every single morning? Makes me shudder thinking about it.

sdonions · PO3 Joined: 21 Jul 2004 Posts: 294

Now that is an image I could have done without....especially with my morning coffee. I hope I don't have nightmares tonight. Laughing

peter · Lieutenant Joined: 22 Aug 2004 Posts: 214

What do you think Kerry gets in the Pre-Nup?

zinfella · Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2004 2:57 pm Post subject:

shooter · Seaman Joined: 02 Sep 2004 Posts: 180 Location: New Mexico

Hey, they're both "pompous a$$es", so what makes anyone think they'd know the difference???

I almost failed a flight physical once. They found blood in my alcohol stream and I wouldn't jump in the rack with that for all the money Saddam stole !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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PhD candidate · Former Member Joined: 14 Jul 2004 Posts: 56

personally, I could care less.

Sgt-Keeper · Seaman Apprentice Joined: 02 Jul 2004 Posts: 96

Prenup...

She should give him one of the SUVs. He said he doesn't have one! Laughing

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tony54 · Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2004 1:29 pm Post subject:

She won't divorce him, they are a perfect match, "dumb and dumber"
She did't get rich by being smart, (she fell into sh*t and came out smelling like a rose)
But I think she will finally let him have his life long dream to be president.
She will buy him a country, propably Cuba and make him president, king, and she will be queen.
And like his time in the Senate, he won't have to pass any rules or laws.
They already are all exactly the way he likes it!

(my monday morning funny)