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PhantomSgt
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 Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2004 10:16 am Post subject: Who Should Replace Kofi Annan? Bill Clinton? |
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I nominate Bill Clinton to take over as Secretary General of the United Nations.
Bill has the right experience to keep a steady hand on the helm of an organization fraught with corruption, sinister back room deals and sex scandals. He brings to the table a wealth of personal experience dealing with each of these issues on a larger scale.
On top of all this he lives in the neighborhood and we would like to see a local boy do well in the big city.
So I nominate William Jefferson Clinton who will do more to undermine the credibility of the UN than any other candidate and bring an end to this farce once and for all.
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GM Strong
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| Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2004 5:00 pm Post subject: |
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Michael Moore, Theresa Heinz sKerry, or Madeline Halfbright. Instead of hopelessly corrupt we could go for hopelessly stupid or plain inane or cluelessly inept.
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PhantomSgt
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| Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2004 6:14 pm Post subject: |
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| GM Strong wrote: | | Michael Moore, Theresa Heinz sKerry, or Madeline Halfbright. Instead of hopelessly corrupt we could go for hopelessly stupid or plain inane or cluelessly inept. |
Out of this group sKerry is the most interesting. She could have the UN disbanded in less than six months and we could blame it on the Democrats.
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highwayman
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| Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2004 6:18 pm Post subject: |
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| interesting nomination...get slick....ahem limp willy to move the un out of new york to a more amiable country such as france? |
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Snipe
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Hey! How about Jimmy Carter. Nobody listens to him anyhow and
nobody is likely to clean up the UN anytime soon.
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PhantomSgt
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| Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2004 7:05 pm Post subject: |
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| Snipe wrote: | Hey! How about Jimmy Carter. Nobody listens to him anyhow and
nobody is likely to clean up the UN anytime soon. |
Sorry Jimmy is not liberal enough for this job; plus he is starting to drool.
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blue9t3
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| Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2004 12:06 am Post subject: |
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What about honest Jesse? 
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GM Strong
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[quote="blue9t3"]What about honest Jesse?
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Nahh! Ordinary graft and corruption isn't Je$$e Ja¢k$on's bag. He is more into extortion. Extortion isn't the UN thing. Je$$e would rather hobNob with good old American type crooks that he can trust to bow to him, especially some Democrat liberals and a RINO or two.
Jimmuh won't make it. He may be a lot of things, but I doubt corrupt is one. He may actually believe Kofi is an honest man, he thinks Slick Willy is.
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PhantomSgt
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| Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2004 7:51 am Post subject: |
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I'm telling you all Billy is the guy we need.
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GM Strong
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| PhantomSgt wrote: | I'm telling you all Billy is the guy we need.
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He definately has the qualifications, plus the French love him.
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happyday
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Hey, how about Danny Rather as soon as he retires? That way he can create the scandals and report on them at the same time. 
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[quote="GM Strong"] | blue9t3 wrote: | What about honest Jesse?
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Nahh! Ordinary graft and corruption isn't Je$$e Ja¢k$on's bag. He is more into extortion. Extortion isn't the UN thing. Je$$e would rather hobNob with good old American type crooks that he can trust to bow to him, especially some Democrat liberals and a RINO or two.
Jimmuh won't make it. He may be a lot of things, but I doubt corrupt is one. He may actually believe Kofi is an honest man, he thinks Slick Willy is. |
Very true GM Strong.
I would like to add that from what has been written over the last few years about the U.N. it seems that in addition to the oil for food scam, they have a world-wide rape/prostitution/slave syndicate going and Slick Willy would be a good choice to run this shop of horrors.
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