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FreeFall LCDR
Joined: 13 Aug 2004 Posts: 421
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Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2005 8:08 am Post subject: Prereq's of being a democrat |
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Prerequisites of a GOOD DEMOCRAT
1. You have to believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.
2. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.
3. You have to believe that guns, in the hands of law-abiding Americans, are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese communists.
4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.
5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical, documented changes in the earth's climate, and more affected by yuppies driving SUVs.
6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.
7. You have to be against capital punishment but support abortion on demand.
8. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.
9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists who have never been outside Seattle do.
10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.
11. You have to believe the military, not corrupt politicians, start wars.
12. You have to believe the NRA is bad, because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good, because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.
13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.
14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinmen are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, General Robert E. Lee or Thomas Edison.
15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides aren't.
16. You have to believe Hillary Clinton is really a lady.
17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.
18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a
liar and sex offender belongs in the White House.
19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites and bestiality should be constitutionally protected and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.
20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic Party funding by the Chinese is somehow in the best interest of the United States.
And lastly......You have to believe Richard Nixon obstructed justice by having an 18 1/2-minute gap in one tape of his recorded conversations, but that it was only an innocent mistake that one year's worth of Al Gore's e-mails got erased. And, wouldn't you know that these e-mails of Al's just happen to be the ones subpoenaed by a White House committee and a federal grand jury in their continuing investigation of campaign finance abuses and other matters. |
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GM Strong Master Chief Petty Officer of the Navy
Joined: 18 Sep 2004 Posts: 1579 Location: Penna
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Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2005 1:11 pm Post subject: |
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This means you are a hard core liberal leftist. Not all Democrats can be classified here. This is the Kook Test. _________________ 8th Army Korea 68-69 |
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srmorton PO2
Joined: 07 Aug 2004 Posts: 383 Location: Jacksonville, NC
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Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2005 7:21 pm Post subject: |
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Unfortunately, the current Democrat party leaders ARE hard core
liberal leftists which is why Zell Miller did not fit in with the majority
of Democrats in Washington. As you read through the list, it seems
so totally illogical that anyone could actually believe some of those
things, but, IMO, it is a very accurate description of the Dems "party line". _________________ Susan R. Morton |
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GM Strong Master Chief Petty Officer of the Navy
Joined: 18 Sep 2004 Posts: 1579 Location: Penna
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Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2005 7:54 pm Post subject: |
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srmorton wrote: | Unfortunately, the current Democrat party leaders ARE hard core
liberal leftists which is why Zell Miller did not fit in with the majority
of Democrats in Washington. As you read through the list, it seems
so totally illogical that anyone could actually believe some of those
things, but, IMO, it is a very accurate description of the Dems "party line". |
So correct. Howard Dean could pass this test. San Fran Nan too. _________________ 8th Army Korea 68-69 |
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The Balloon Artist PO3
Joined: 25 Aug 2004 Posts: 262 Location: Texas
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Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 3:24 am Post subject: |
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Don't forget
The last 2 presidential elections were stolen from the democrats.
Bush is a liar and is the worst president ever.
Bill Clinton only lied about sex and was the best president ever _________________ What about John Kerry's four months in Vietnam qualify him to be president?
Al Gore was there for five. |
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