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A friend of mine sent this to me yesterday, so I thought I would share.


Anchors Dan Rather, Peter Jennings and NPR Reporter Cokie Roberts, along with one Marine assigned to protect them were hiking through
the Iraq desert one day when they were captured by Insurgents.

They were tied up, led to a village, and brought before the Insurgent leader. The leader said, "I am familiar with your western
custom of granting the condemned a last wish so, before we kill and dismember you, do you have any last requests?"

Dan Rather said, "Well, I'm a Texan so I'd like one last bowl of hot spicy chili." The leader nodded to an underling who left and
returned with the chili. Rather ate it all and said, "Now I can die content."

Peter Jennings said, "I am Canadian, so I'd like to hear the song 'O Canada one last time." The leader nodded to a terrorist who had
studied the Western world and knew the music. He returned with some rag-tag musicians and played the anthem. Jennings sighed and declared
he could now die peacefully.

Cokie Roberts said, "I'm a reporter to the end. I want to take out my tape recorder and describe the scene here and what's about to happen.
Maybe someday someone will hear it and know that I was on the job till the end."

The leader directed an aide to hand over the tape recorder and Roberts dictated some comments. She then said, "Now I can die happy."

The leader turned and said, "And now, Mr. U.S. Marine, what is your final wish?"
"Kick me in the ass," said the Marine. "What?" asked the leader. "Will you mock us in your last hour?"

"No, I'm not kidding. I want you to kick me in the ass," insisted the Marine. So the leader shoved him into the open, and kicked
him in the ass.

The Marine went sprawling, rolled to his knees, pulled a 9mm pistol from inside his cammies and shot the leader dead. In the resulting
confusion, he leapt to his knapsack, pulled out his M-4 carbine and sprayed the rest of the Insurgents with gunfire. In a flash, all of them were either dead or fleeing for theirlives.

As the Marine was untying Rather, Jennings and Roberts, they asked him, "Why didn't you just shoot them? Why did you ask them
to kick you in the ass?" "What," replied the Marine, "and have you three ******** call me the aggressor?"

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[AMOS]

Too bad the Marine ran out of ammo.

[DLI78]

That was really funny. Thanks for posting.

I'm kind of surprised, though, that Dan Blather's last request wasn't a chance to kiss Saddam's a$$ again on TV.

"And that's part of our world tonight. Courage!"

Barf, hack, urp, heave. Thank God and Greyhound he's gone.
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Army Linguist
1978-1986

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