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New Kerry Book Reveals Super Heroic Service in Vietnam. (Paris. April 18, 2005)

Concerned that Americans do not yet know him, John Forbes Kerry, a comedian rumored to be connected to the US Senate, has written another book revealing that he served in the Navy during the Vietnam War.
The book entitled A Lifetime of Bragging About my Few Months Boating Around Asia, explores the here-to-fore undisclosed chapter in Mr. Kerry's life, his four months on a Swiftboat in Vietnam.
"Voters know John’s dramatic record of legislative achievement as a vibrant leader in the US Senate," said Teddy Kennedy speaking at the dedication of his Senatorial Library Annex at the Betty Ford Clinic. Indeed, the book captures in detail each of Kerry's significant senatorial accomplishments in the last two sentences of Chapter 32. "But folks are shocked and amazed to discover that he actually, like me, heroically served during wartime." Kennedy concluded by saying, "No anti-war candidate has ever blown so much of his fellow Americans' campaign tax money to convince them that he was a hot spook war hero. That's how deeply John cares about public service."
In a blockbuster revelation, Kerry disclosed for the first time the true reason he is refusing to sign the SF 180 releasing all his military records.
It is his deep, abiding, unquestionable, Massachusetts-style sense of modesty and humility.
An obviously emotional Kerry whispered “I wont give permission because in those records are two, TWO, secret recommendations I be awarded the Congressional Medal of Honor for heroic acts I performed in the War, which I won, practically by myself, without help from anyone, except the French. Unfortunately, after I left, without my leadership, those Swiftboat losers screwed it up.
"Like Bill Clinton and Wes Clark before me, I am very humble, a private person, not wanting any attention or recognition for my numerous acts of bravery, valor, lightning fast reflexes, etc. It just wouldn’t be fair to you other, little people, me already being a huge, decorated, popular war hero and all."

ocsparky101 · Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 11:47 pm Post subject:

Oh My God!!!!!

carpro · Admin Joined: 10 May 2004 Posts: 1176 Location: Texas

Very funny! Laughing

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"If he believes his 1971 indictment of his country and his fellow veterans was true, then he couldn't possibly be proud of his Vietnam service."

stealthy · Lieutenant Joined: 11 Aug 2004 Posts: 237

That's great. Can I barrow Laughing

it?
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Big Kahuna · Posted: Tue May 03, 2005 2:24 pm Post subject:

that's funny
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Top 10 Weasels.com is where Kerry is Weasel #1

Snipe · Posted: Tue May 03, 2005 6:33 pm Post subject:

ROTFLMAO!

(^_^)
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army72 · Seaman Joined: 06 Sep 2004 Posts: 182

That is funny! If it's ok, I'll send a copy to a few Kool-Aid drinkers I know.
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Hillary and Kerry in '08? Something smells!!

stupson · Posted: Wed May 04, 2005 2:28 am Post subject: Have at it Guys!

Have fun all you want. Maybe I'll do another. Best. Stu

army72 · Seaman Joined: 06 Sep 2004 Posts: 182

Does Stupor Kerry wear tights and a cape? 'Reporting for Duty!!!!!'..

The thought of that idiot parading around wearing an outfit sayimg 'reporting for duty' is stuck in my head now. Would his name be 'Waffle Man'?
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Hillary and Kerry in '08? Something smells!!

GM Strong · Posted: Mon May 09, 2005 2:11 am Post subject:

Hey, what the H*** Lurch believes it. (_!_)

Laughing

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MarineBrat · Posted: Mon May 09, 2005 9:35 pm Post subject:

I'm Kohn Jerry and I'm reportedly dooty!
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mtboone · Posted: Tue May 10, 2005 1:45 am Post subject:

George F. Thompson · Posted: Tue May 10, 2005 2:14 am Post subject: Super hero

Is the sign in reference to the form or to his position he normally takes after he takes a stand on an issue? Just curious

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