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SBD · Admiral Joined: 19 Aug 2004 Posts: 1022

QUESTIONS FOR HILLARY
Humor File
From To The Point - http://www.tothepointnews.com
Thursday, May 19, 2005

Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school in Ithaca, New York to talk about the world. After her talk she offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand, and the Senator asks him what his name is.

"Kenneth."

"And what is your question, Kenneth?"

"I have three questions:
First - whatever happened to your medical health care plan?
Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?
And third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?"

Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When they resume, Hillary says, "Okay where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?"

A different little boy puts his hand up. Hillary points him out and asks him what his name is.

"Larry."

"And what is your question, Larry?"

"I have five questions:
First - whatever happened to your medical health care plan?
Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?
Third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?
Fourth - why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
And fifth - what happened to Kenneth???

SBD

kate · Posted: Tue May 24, 2005 11:18 pm Post subject:

LOL, I've seen that before, and it's still a chuckle to read it again
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GM Strong · Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 1:54 pm Post subject:

One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the
cut, he asked about his bill and the barber replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot
accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week." The florist
is pleased and leaves the shop. Next morning, when the barber arrives to open,
there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he offers to pay
his bill, the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money; I'm
doing community service this week." The cop is happy and leaves the
shop. Next morning, when the barber arrives to open up, there is a thank
you card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Later, a Republican comes in for a haircut, and when he offers
to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept
money from you; I'm doing community service this week." The Republican is
very happy and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber arrives to open,
there is a thank you card and a dozen different books such as "How to improve your
business and become more successful."

Then a Democrat comes in for a haircut, and when he offers to pay his bill,
the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you;
I'm doing community service this week." The Democrat is very happy and
leaves the shop. The next morning, when the barber arrives to open up,
there are a dozen liberal Democrats lined up waiting for a free haircut...
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Leeman · PO3 Joined: 08 Nov 2004 Posts: 265 Location: Connecticut

Now I know where Barabara Boxer got her do.!!!!!!

SBD · Admiral Joined: 19 Aug 2004 Posts: 1022

that was good!! Very Happy

SBD · Admiral Joined: 19 Aug 2004 Posts: 1022

Here's another Classic!!

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A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered altitude and
spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon
approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level.
You are 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09
minutes west longitude."

She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican."

"I am", replied the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically
correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and I'm still
lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."

The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Democrat."

"I am," replied the balloonist, "How did you know?"

"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're going.
You've risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made
a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect ME to solve your problem. You're in EXACTLY the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it's MY fault."

SBD

GM Strong · Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 1:56 am Post subject:

As Savage says, liberalism is a mental disease. Rolling Eyes

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