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J. Toy · Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 5:19 am Post subject: saint? Kerry

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"Saint" Kerry

from Ray Kraft

On a Saturday afternoon, in Washington, D.C., Senator John Kerry's
campaign manager visited the Cardinal of the Catholic cathedral. He
told the Cardinal that John Kerry would be attending the next day's
sermon, and he asked if the Cardinal would kindly point out Kerry to the
congregation and say a few words that would include calling Kerry a
saint.

The Cardinal replied, "No. I don't really like the man, and there are
issues of conflict with the Catholic Church over certain of Kerry's
views."

Kerry's manager then said, "Look. I'll write a check here and now for a
donation of $100,000 to your church if you'll just tell the congregation
you see Kerry as a saint."

The Cardinal thought about it and said, "Well, the church can use the
money, so I'll work your request into tomorrow's sermon."
As Kerry's campaign man ager promised, Senator Kerry appeared for the
Sunday sermon and seated himself prominently at the edge of the main
isle. And, during the sermon, as promised, the Cardinal pointed out that
Senator Kerry was present. Then the Cardinal went on to explain to the
congregation -- "While Senator Kerry's presence is probably an honor to
some, he is not my favorite person. Some of his views are contrary to
those of the church, and he tends to flip-flop on many other views.
John Kerry is a petty, self-absorbed hypocrite, a thumb sucker, and a
nit-wit. John Kerry is also a serial liar, a cheat, and a thief. John
Kerry is the worst example of a Catholic I have ever personally
witnessed. He turned on his buddies in Vietnam. He wrote a book and
portrayed himself in the best light when he was a traitor to his fellow
servicemen. He has lied about his military record and had the gall to
put himself in for a medal (including one that does not even exist). He
married for money and is using it to lie to the American people. He
also has a reputation for shirking his senatorial obligations both here,
in Washington, and in Massachusetts. He simply is not to be trusted."
The Cardinal completed his view of Kerry with, "But, when compared to
Senator Ted Kennedy, Senator Kerry is a saint."
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Corpsman, 1969-1973

GenrXr · Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 5:47 am Post subject:

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"An activist is the person who cleans up the water, not the one claiming its dirty."
"All that is necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to stand by and do nothing." Edmund Burke (1729-1797), Founder of Conservative Philosophy

GenrXr · Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 5:50 am Post subject:

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"An activist is the person who cleans up the water, not the one claiming its dirty."
"All that is necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to stand by and do nothing." Edmund Burke (1729-1797), Founder of Conservative Philosophy

GenrXr · Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 5:51 am Post subject:

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"An activist is the person who cleans up the water, not the one claiming its dirty."
"All that is necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to stand by and do nothing." Edmund Burke (1729-1797), Founder of Conservative Philosophy

dusty · Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 10:52 am Post subject:

I think GenrXr liked that one.

I did too. Very Happy

Dusty
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Left and Wrong are the opposite of Right!

Stevie · Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 9:10 am Post subject:

I really like that too! Laughing

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Stevie
Congressmen who willfully take actions during wartime that damage
morale and undermine the military are saboteurs and should
be arrested, exiled or hanged.

SBD · Admiral Joined: 19 Aug 2004 Posts: 1022

Here's another good one for Kerry.