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Osama sends Teddy Kennedy a letter (humor)

 
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fortdixlover
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 1:50 pm    Post subject: Osama sends Teddy Kennedy a letter (humor) Reply with quote

After numerous rounds of "We don't know if Osama is still alive," Osama himself decided to send Ted Kennedy a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.

Kennedy opened the letter which appeared to contain a single line of coded message: 370HSSV-0773H.

Kennedy was baffled, so he E-mailed it to John Kerry. Kerry and his aides had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI. No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to the NSA.

With no clue as to its meaning, the FBI finally asked Marine Corps Intelligence for help.

Within a few seconds the Marines cabled back with this reply: "Tell Kennedy he's holding the message upside down."

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 3:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rather then turn my monitor upside down a strained twisted head worked.

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Curtis H.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 3:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 11:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is what I consider true humor. I'm LMAOROF Laughing
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