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SBD
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 Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 1:10 am Post subject: Bill Clinton started jogging near his new home in Chappaqua |
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Bill Clinton started jogging near his new home in Chappaqua.
But on each run, he happened to jog past a hooker
standing on the same street corner, day after day.
With some apprehension he would brace himself as he
approached her for what was most certainly to follow.
"Fifty dollars!" she would shout from the curb.
"No, Five dollars!" Clinton would fire back.
This ritual between Bill and the hooker continued
for days.
He'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty dollars!"
And he'd yell back, "Five dollars!"
One day however, Hillary decided that she wanted to
accompany her husband on his jog.
As the jogging couple neared the problematic street
corner, Bill realized the "pro" would bark her $50 offer and Hillary
would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings.
He realized he should have a darn good explanation.
! As they jogged into the turn that would take them
past the corner, Bill became even more apprehensive than usual.
Sure enough, there was the hooker. Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's
eyes as she watched the pair jog past.
Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled,
"See what you get for five bucks?" |
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NortonPete
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| Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 1:59 am Post subject: |
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Very funny. And a good joke.
Now I would like the ASPA to arrest this felon for This Act of Animal Cruelty
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CHAPPAQUA, New York (CNN) -- Former President Bill Clinton's dog Buddy was killed Wednesday by a passing car outside the family's Westchester County, New York, home.
The former "first dog" was struck at about 12:15 p.m. on Route 117, a busy two-lane street close to the Clintons' home on Old House Lane in Chappaqua.
According to police, Buddy was struck by a vehicle driven by a 17-year-old girl after "playfully chasing a contractor" who had just left the residence. Secret Service agents rushed after Buddy when they saw him chasing the contractor's van off the property, and arrived at the scene moments after the dog was struck, New Castle police Lt. John Vize told CNN.
The agents immediately took Buddy to Chappaqua Animal Hospital, where the dog was pronounced dead, Vize said.
No members of the Clinton family were at home at the time of the accident. |
I hope that Karma exists. Someday we might see something on the road that doesn't fit the normal road pizza. |
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