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BuffaloJack
Master Chief Petty Officer of the Navy
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 Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 3:45 am Post subject: John Kerry: Dead But Too Dumb To Lie Down |
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| Quote: | John Kerry: Dead But Too Dumb To Lie Down
Recently, I was re-reading one of P.J. O’Rourke’s books, and this happened to be while John Kerry was on Larry King Live. As Kerry was trying to dig his way out of a hole with such vigor that he was about to reach China, I ran across the chapter title, “Commies: Dead but too dumb to lie down.”
I looked up at John Francois Kerry, and it was as if the gods of fortuitous timing were with me that evening. The chapter title, most of it anyway, was the perfect description of what has become of John Kerry’s presidential aspirations.
The next election is a little less than two years away, and I have no idea who the nominees will be. I do know who they won’t be, though. One thing is certain: John Kerry will not be among the finalists for the Democrat nomination.
Kerry is still assessing the impact of his “botched joke” on his ‘08 prospects, as he was doing that night on the Larry King show. This is like Michael Richards assessing the impact of his botched rant on his chances to be president of the NAACP – It wasn’t going to happen anyway. Sorry, John.
Years ago, it all seemed so promising for Kerry, and then…
http://mensnewsdaily.com/2006/12/02/john-kerry-dead-but-too-dumb-to-lie-down/ |
Seems like a fairly good assessment of Lurch.
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Me#1You#10
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| Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 6:10 am Post subject: Re: John Kerry: Dead But Too Dumb To Lie Down |
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| Quote: | | The chapter title, most of it anyway, was the perfect description of what has become of John Kerry’s presidential aspirations. |
Au contraire. His "aspirations" are as strong as they've ever been...perhaps even at their strongest...and it makes his inability to take another grab at the brass ring all that much sweeter. 
I think he meant to say Kerry's prospects...which are approaching negative integers.  |
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Deuce
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Joined: 19 Mar 2005
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Location: FL
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dunno why, after reading the above, I can't get this picture out of my mind :
[credits to Potlatch @ freeper]
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