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SpookGroup_Stache · Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2004 12:30 am Post subject: Kerry Jokes

Subject: robot bartender

A popular NYC bar had a new robotic bartender installed.
A fellow came in for a drink and the robot asked him,
"What's your IQ?"
The man replied, "150."
So the robot proceeded to make conversation about physics, astronomy,
investments, insurance, and so on.
The man listened intently and thought, "This is really cool."
Another gent came in for a drink and the robot asked him,
"What's your IQ?"
The man responded, "100."
So the robot started talking about football, baseball, and so on.
The man thought to himself, "Wow, this is really cool."
A third guy came in to the bar. As with the others, the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"
The man replied, "50."
The robot then said, "So, are you Democrats really going to nominate John Kerry?"
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WoodyTX · Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2004 6:45 am Post subject:

So...

John Kerry walks into a bar...

And this horse says, "Hey, why the long face?"

WoodyTX

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