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PostPosted: Fri Aug 13, 2004 12:47 pm    Post subject: I had a dream... Reply with quote

No, not a Martin Luther King Jr. exposition, a sleepy-time dream:

I'm watching CNN and Wolf Blitzer is interviewing John Kerry.
He says "Surely Senator, all these people, all these facts cannot be wrong?... Do you have ANY credible answer for all these charges? And while we're at it, how can you keep flip-flopping on every damned issue?!?"

He stares into the camera...

Blitzer: "It's insane! I'm being told to spin it left but it's just freakin' IMPOSSIBLE! I can't take it anymore!!! To my audience: I apologize profusely. Nothing makes SENSE anymore!... Why are you even giving this narcissistic elitist French-poodle the time of day? For crying out loud people, open your EYES!!!... It is absolutely true that we are geared towards a leftist agenda and that..."

He is tackled by two crew guys. Then there's a cut to an alka-seltzer commercial and I woke up.

No more late-night quesadillas for me!

SOTG
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 13, 2004 5:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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