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hopeful
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 Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2004 3:39 pm Post subject: John Kerry at National Cathedral |
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My son just sent this to me. It's a hoot!
John Kerry was going to visit the Catholic National Cathedral outside Washington as part of his campaign. Kerry's campaign manager made a visit to the Cardinal and said to him, "We've been getting a lot of bad publicity among Catholics because of Kerry's position on abortion and the like.
We'd gladly make a contribution to the church of $100,000 if during your sermon you'd say John Kerry is a saint."
The Cardinal thinks it over for a moment and agrees to do it.
Kerry shows up, and as the Mass progresses the Cardinal begins his homily.
"John Kerry is petty, a self absorbed hypocrite and a nit-wit. He is a liar, a cheat, and a thief. He is the worst example of a Catholic I've ever personally known.
But compared to Ted Kennedy, John Kerry is a saint."
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Jokes and comics belong in the geedunk thread - moving shortly. 
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hopeful
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Sorry about that!
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No prob - just trying to keep things organized.
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