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John Kerry Saved Like 3,000 People In Vietnam
by a Vietnam War veteran

I had the honor of serving with John F. Kerry during the Vietnam War, and if there's anything I know about the man, it's this: he is the greatest war hero who ever lived.

In 1968, John Kerry took command of the swift boat I was on. Almost instantly, his heroism was put to the test, as nine million Vietnamese soldiers jumped down on us and began killing us. All hope seemed pretty lost, but John Kerry kept his head, and began using his incredible martial arts skills to fend off the enemy. Kick! Punch! Enemies were flying in all directions, and as they flew away from him they announced that he had shown them the way, and that they would tell their friends not to fight us anymore. John Kerry didn't just defeat our attackers -- he converted them to the good side.

But even though he defeated over 100 million soldiers, the battle wasn't over yet, as dangerous Vietnamese crocodiles tried to eat through our boat. They got a hold of one guy, Little Billy, and began to drag him under the water. Old John Kerry, though, he just said, "I don't think so," and with that, he grabbed on to the boat and made it fly into the air. The crocodile let go of Little Billy, and we flew off into the night on our flying swift boat, away from danger at last. For this, John Kerry received over 800 Purple Hearts, although mean Republicans eventually succeeded in taking away most of them.

That's not all, though. There were at least 60 times when I would've died from being shot, had not John Kerry courageously leapt in front of me at the last minute and absorbed all of the bullets into his courageous, tall, courageous body. Then, he clenched his fists and said, "I'll be back," and then the bullets shot right back out of his body and killed the guys who shot them, plus like ten other guys too. It was an amazing sight.

You may have been hearing a lot of nonsense about John Kerry's war record lately, but I was there, and even though it happened over 30 years ago, my memory is completely perfect. John Kerry saved us all. Why do you think we eventually lost Vietnam? Once Kerry left, there was no hope.
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Top 10 Weasels.com is where Kerry is Weasel #1

[Snipe]

Like WOW dude. I had no idea. That Kerry dude makes the X-Men
look like hodads and grommets. Far out. Well, surf's up. Can
I have a hit on that dooby before I go?


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Tin Can Sailor

[Yoke]

Great Story!
The qualities are:
Humorous!

Wonderful for children!

[Detective]

thats funny! you've got a talent there my friend. keep it up!

all the best,
Detective the 'meanie republican'
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U.S. CODE, Hostile Nations Act TITLE 50 CHAPTER 40 Sec. 2301. Cuba, Iran, Iraq, Libya, North Korea, Sudan, Syria.(All of them support Terrorism)
All the above Officially come out in support of John Kerry for President of the USA.

[Bill Levinson]

[Beatrice1000]

That was quite VISUAL! Can you put that on film?? And thanks, this time of night, I needed a good laugh!

[LubyStarling]

Now, I'm confused, I thought it was 3000 men in black pajamas he saved. LC
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Luby Starling

[Bill Levinson]

[TalkMilitary]

Hahaha, that was great. Thanks for the laugh.
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