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Navyfam · Seaman Recruit Joined: 19 Aug 2004 Posts: 27

Let's have some fun:

You're jealous of John Kerry because...

1. Your hairline doesn't begin at your eyebrows.
You're jealous of John Kerry because...
2. You don't get free ketchup and pickles.
YJOJK because
3. You don't have Terayza to kiss YOUR war boo boos better.
YJOJK because...
4. You don't need that spiffy red wheelbarrow to carry your chin around.
YJOJK because...
5. You have not learned the fine art of the French limp-wristed salute.
YJOJK because...
6. Your bicycle doesn't match your banana yellow biking togs and elegant helmet.
YJOJK because...
7. NASA didn't let you wear a blue bunny sperm suit.
YJOJK because...
8. You don't have a Secret Service agent to blame when you stumble or, yes, fall.
YJOJK because...
9. You own the SUV, not your family.
YJOJK because...
10. You didn't get to star in the sitcom "Addams Family"
YJOJK because...
11. You didn't have a CIA agent who was your "special friend" and gave you a "special" hat.
YJOJK because...
12. You, like all the unwashed masses, pronounce "Ghengis Kahn" with hard G's.
YJOJK because...
13. You don't have the ever so rare, refined rice shrapnel.
YJOJK because...
14. You can't understand the subtle French nuance of voting for something before you vote against it.
YJOJK because...
15. You, you poor sap, decided to work for your money, not marry it-Twice.

Please feel free to add your own
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Navy_Navy_Navy · Admin Joined: 07 May 2004 Posts: 5777

Moving to the geedunk.... Smile

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Altering course to starboard - On Fire, Keep Clear
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jwb7605 · Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2004 4:20 pm Post subject:

Navy_Navy_Navy · Admin Joined: 07 May 2004 Posts: 5777

GHEE-dunk.

Navy slang for snack bar, vending machines or the room that they're in, junk food, snacks, etc. Wink

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Altering course to starboard - On Fire, Keep Clear
Navy woman, Navy wife, Navy mother

tugboatphil · Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2004 8:12 pm Post subject:

Geedunk can also refer to unit ribbons (non personal awards), ie; Navy Unit Commendation, Meritorius Unit Commendation, Battle "E".... All you have to do to receive them is to be on the ship (or squadron). Used in a conversation, "Wow! That guy had 3 rows of ribbons!" "Yeah, but except for the Navy Achievement, he had a chest full of geedunk."

And as my WWII Uncle told me, the name they used for candy and such was Pogeybait.
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jwb7605 · Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2004 10:31 pm Post subject:

Navy_Navy_Navy · Admin Joined: 07 May 2004 Posts: 5777

Aw, Chief, just when we had 'em all convinced that all that ribbon candy was good stuff. Wink

Nope, no Jee-dunk..... or jenjis! LOL!
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Altering course to starboard - On Fire, Keep Clear
Navy woman, Navy wife, Navy mother

P. Aaron · Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2004 3:33 am Post subject:

I'm not jealous of anybody who thinks they need to spend $300.00 to get a 1/2 decent haircut. Or coiffed, as it where.
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farmgirl · Ensign Joined: 24 Aug 2004 Posts: 65 Location: Boxford, MA

[quote="Navy_Navy_Navy"]Moving to the geedunk.... Smile

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This is PRICELESS!! LOVE IT!!!

PS. Zell Miller is my new HERO!!!