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Marino · Seaman Recruit Joined: 28 Aug 2004 Posts: 23

In a real uproar and to the dismay of all Kerry followers it was recently discovered, the evidence is incontrovertible, Kerry had not really earned that Silver Star medal.
There was a person named Joan Kerry who earned a Silver Star on that eventful day in Vietnam. She lost both her legs in the gunfight and saved a thousand fellow soldiers in the process. She was awarded the Silver Star, and it was found John Kerry assumed the award instead.
The Kerry spinsters have had a difficult time with this but were able to explain the entire course of events.
Kerry is now claiming that he was dressed in drag on that particular day and was impersonating a woman. Kerry is claiming he was in a pink and white backless summer dress that day and "just the cutest lil purse you have ever seen," as he is now saying.
Kerry is now trying to find that summer dress and will be wearing that dress the next time he gets up before an audience and speaks.

BC · PO3 Joined: 08 Aug 2004 Posts: 288 Location: Oklahoma City

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Marino · Seaman Recruit Joined: 28 Aug 2004 Posts: 23

BuffaloJack · Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2004 1:39 pm Post subject:

Kerry's deeds in country were a disgrace.
His body count included-- a woman, her baby, a 12 year-old boy, an elderly man and several South Vietnamese soldiers.

buffman · LCDR Joined: 21 Aug 2004 Posts: 437

All this time I thought it was Klinger!
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Detective · Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2004 6:26 pm Post subject:

yup..sounds right...looking into it right now.I beleeeeeeeeeeeve it to be true and will verify story after November 5th Laughing

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HOV1 · Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2004 7:44 pm Post subject:

Trust me, its true... I got the memo from a Kinkos in Texas Evil or Very Mad

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ocsparky101 · Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2004 10:46 pm Post subject: Max or John

All I know is that if I was gay and I had a choice between Max or John in drag . Come here Maxie baby.