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lonevoice
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 Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2004 7:57 am Post subject: The Kerryness of Kerry Article.---Funny as Hell!!! |
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Check this out!!! What a riot!!!!
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THE KERRYNESS OF KERRY
If I’ve been following the campaign correctly, the typical John Kerry day involves an early-morning stop at Bud’s Truck Stop on Rte 103 at which the Senator orders a hot dog. Asked what he wants on it, he says an aubergine and lemongrass coulis.
Afterwards, he heads to Idaho for a windsurfing photo-op to communicate his virility, after first flying out his stylist from Cristophe’s to mousse his hair into its windswept and tousled position. Following questions from the press on the cost of his hairdresser, he first denies that he has a hairdresser and then, when her curling tongs and rollers are pointed out in the back of his family’s SUV, snaps, “She’s not my hairdresser, she’s the family’s hairdresser.”
Read the rest here:
http://www.steynonline.com/pageprint.cfm?edit_id=27
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This guy is great!
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HOV1
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| Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2004 11:14 am Post subject: |
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"Go Packers!! "
Gee do you get to Lambert field very often? 
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HOV1
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"If it weren’t for the small matter of the war for civilization, I’d find it hard to resist a Kerry Presidency. Groucho Marx once observed that an audience will laugh at an actress playing an old lady pretending to fall downstairs, but, for a professional comic to laugh, it has to be a real old lady."
too funny! (and too true)
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redneckvet
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| Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2004 11:58 am Post subject: |
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Excellent article. I'm still laughing.
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lonevoice
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| HOV1 wrote: | "Go Packers!! "
Gee do you get to Lambert field very often? |
When I read where Kerry said that, I was thinking "How damn dumb is this guy?"
I haven't been there since they finished the renovations, but maybe one day...
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Arty Guy
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| Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2004 10:29 pm Post subject: |
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| Steyn is an excellent writer, and this is one of his best pieces. He really sums Kerry up very nicely. |
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farmgirl
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| So funny, I copied it and sent out to friends. He hit the nail on the head! |
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