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Adrian Spidle · Seaman Recruit Joined: 22 Sep 2004 Posts: 34

Hey, John Kerry doesn't even know what a Monday Morning Quarterback is!

The evidence is compelling - JOHN KERRY KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT THE SPORTS AMERICA CARES ABOUT.

Last month, John Kerry lauded "Lambert Field" during a visit to Wisconsin. He has yet to acknowledge Lambeau Field, the historic home of the Green Bay Packers. (Look for a Football Fans For Truth billboard coming soon near Lambeau Field, educating Wisconsin football fans about Kerry.)

John Kerry also praised the Ohio State Buckeyes football team--during a visit to Michigan. John Kerry throws a football like a girl.

NEW! Outraged fans throughout the nation have alerted us to The Great Football Flinch (right). We combed the archives for exculpatory evidence, but as of yet have found none that prevent this damning conclusion: John Kerry can't catch a football at all.

http://pep.typepad.com/public_enquiry_project/2004/09/hey_john_kerry_.html

neverforget · Vice Admiral Joined: 18 Jul 2004 Posts: 875

He closes his eyes when trying to catch a football. That means he is afraid of the ball.
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blue9t3 · Admiral Joined: 23 Aug 2004 Posts: 1246 Location: oregon

Looks to me like he catches footballs with his face?
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hiyall · Seaman Apprentice Joined: 17 Aug 2004 Posts: 81

They don't play American Football in France.
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