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bjohnson Seaman Recruit
Joined: 22 Aug 2004 Posts: 49
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Posted: Sat Sep 25, 2004 4:42 am Post subject: How does Kerry plan to create jobs? |
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Somebody please detail Kerry's plan for creating new jobs. Or does
creating jobs just amount to good intentions on Kerry's part? Any reply
that concerns government spending is unacceptable because that means
that Kerry is going to raise taxes. |
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neverforget Vice Admiral
Joined: 18 Jul 2004 Posts: 875
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Posted: Sat Sep 25, 2004 5:17 am Post subject: |
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"I...will...tell..the...American people...what...George Bush...fails...to...tell...them." That's all folks. _________________ US Army Security Agency
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buffman LCDR
Joined: 21 Aug 2004 Posts: 437
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Posted: Sat Sep 25, 2004 5:33 am Post subject: |
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I heard he needs maids, groundskeepers, janitors, cooks, and drivers for his and Teraza's mansions. That would be a good start. _________________ Never Ever Give Up
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Stevie Master Chief Petty Officer of the Navy
Joined: 25 Aug 2004 Posts: 1451 Location: Queen Creek, Arizona
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Posted: Sat Sep 25, 2004 11:33 am Post subject: |
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he's going to create about 5 million just in administering the health insurance federal office.... and he's gonna ship 5 million illegal aliens to... somewhere (he'll probably chain them ankle to ankle along the north and south borders- a human fence) - thereby, opening 5 million more jobs !
well, one of those 2 might be a little high... it'll add an awful lot of secret service jobs to cover his/hers 5 mansions.... but, they'll probably have a large increase in turnover from other adminstrations..... they're not used to being called idiots, ******** and being told to 'shove it' ! _________________ Stevie
Congressmen who willfully take actions during wartime that damage
morale and undermine the military are saboteurs and should
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thrawn21 Seaman Recruit
Joined: 28 Aug 2004 Posts: 33
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Posted: Sat Sep 25, 2004 11:45 am Post subject: |
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His plan to create 5 million jobs (hey, I thought he promised 10 million before the Democratic Convention?) is based on his plan to add 40,000 more active duty troops because Kerry then won't be "reduced to mere mathematical constraints".
It's so simple. Kerry will use his superior intellect and re-write Einstein's equation relating mass to energy. This way, Kerry will then be able to transform his youthful energy and charisma into "mass", say 40,000 active troops and 5 million jobs.
However, don't question Kerry's ability to provide a "magic wand" to all the nation's problems: you'll be attacking his patriotism _________________ "Anyone can make an error. But that error doesn't become a mistake until you refuse to correct it" - Grand Admiral Thrawn, from the book Heir to the Empire by Timothy Zahn |
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lrb111 Captain
Joined: 28 Jul 2004 Posts: 508
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Posted: Sat Sep 25, 2004 3:03 pm Post subject: |
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In addition to the 40,000 specialf forces, figure the added support forces.
He also wants to crate "citizen soldiers" to the tune of 200,000.
He also said he was going to add to the National guard forces then call them out to patrol the borders.
If he plans to increase SF an Guard, while making it mandatory that "citizen soldiers" sign up for 2 years of community service. Then i suppose he has created a half a million "jobs", in a kerry-like sense. _________________ said Democratic Chairman Terry McAuliffe. "It is inexcusable to mock service and sacrifice."
well, when even the DNC can see it,,,,, then kerry is toast. |
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blue9t3 Admiral
Joined: 23 Aug 2004 Posts: 1246 Location: oregon
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Posted: Sat Sep 25, 2004 5:00 pm Post subject: jobs |
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It was a couple of months ago that he said he would create jobs by reducing the unemployment nubers?
"Drink your kool-aid, and heres your sign" _________________ MOPAR-BUYER |
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DaveL Commander
Joined: 25 Aug 2004 Posts: 300
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Posted: Sat Sep 25, 2004 5:08 pm Post subject: |
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heck, it's easy and safe to make a claim like that when the economy is coming out of a recession and on an upward trend...it would be hard to "avoid" having at least 5 million new jobs created in this economic environment, as long as he doesn't do anything to "screw it up". |
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Scott Master Chief Petty Officer of the Navy
Joined: 24 May 2004 Posts: 1603 Location: Massachusetts
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Posted: Sat Sep 25, 2004 5:13 pm Post subject: Re: jobs |
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blue9t3 wrote: | It was a couple of months ago that he said he would create jobs by reducing the unemployment nubers? |
You mean to say that JFnK has reached the remarkable conclusion that you can reduce something by making it smaller?
_________________ Bye bye, Boston Straggler! |
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shadowy Commander
Joined: 26 Aug 2004 Posts: 301 Location: St. Louis, MO
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Posted: Sat Sep 25, 2004 8:17 pm Post subject: |
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If he got elected, he would need vast teams of copywriters, editors, internet pros of all kinds, librarians, re-educators and firefighters to rewrite, delete, edit, and collect all the great material that his opponents have contributed these past 35 years since his "heroic" deeds, burn it, and douse the resulting flames before it got out of hand and deforested the whole country. _________________ It's downright brilliant the way he's reserving his devastating intellect to spring it on us at exactly the right moment. |
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