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(Posted on another forum, not original author) BUT FUNNY...

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Dan,
A liberal dupe who became an anchorman,
To get Bush to lose he'd do anything it takes,
So he loaded up a story and used a bunch of fakes....
forgeries.........buIIbleep........microsoft

Well the next thing ya' know ole Dan is gettin' fried,
The network bloggers all say Blather lied,
It turned out the story was just a steamin' t urd,
And the whole thing was typed using Microsoft Word....

Inkjets.........PCs..........superscript

So now it's time to say good-bye to Dan and all his lies,
The people in America have come to realize,
That CBS is biased and they're going to clean their clocks,
By switching from the alphabets and tuning into FOX....

Britt Hume........Fair & Balanced.........No Spin.......

Y'all come back, now, hear?
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"I already don't miss it," he said of Washington. Asked to elaborate, he replied: "You know that great feeling you get when you stop banging your head against a wall?"

[Poposwife_Retiredarmywife]

I was actually singing that along with reading it

Lorelei

[Curtis H.]

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