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Donna Savage
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| Doc Jerry wrote: | You all better watch it. Jay will be trolling stealing some of these great lines. I've been rolling on the floor reading this thread. Great stuff!!!
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OMG, I'm in tears from laughing so hard. I've read this thread twice now. This is way better than Leno, Letterman or any of those guys! My kids love the Floppertone picture...that's a keeper! You guys rock!!
My 10 year old daughter just said "I'm John Kerry and I have no message to approve of"....ah, from the mouths of babes!!
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Donna Savage
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You've probably all heard this joke by now, but it's worth repeating:
A teacher in a small Massachusetts town asks her class how many of them are John Kerry fans. Not really knowing what a John Kerry fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raise their hands except one boy.
The teacher asks Little Johnny why he has decided to be different.
Johnny says, "I'm not a John Kerry fan."
The teacher says, "Why aren't you a John Kerry fan?"
Johnny says, "I'm a George Bush fan." The teacher asks why he's a George Bush fan. The boy says, "Well, my mom's a George Bush fan and my dad's a George Bush fan, so I'm a George Bush fan!"
The teacher is kind of angry, because this is Massachusetts, so she asks, "What if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"
Little Johnny says, "That would make me a John Kerry fan." 
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Wynne
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| Arty Guy wrote: | | This gives a whole new meaning to the term Fake Bronze Star. |
OH I would love to see this on a photo/poster placed the legal distance from polling places all over the country LOL!
GOOD ONE, Arty Guy!
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a6502
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| Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2004 9:06 am Post subject: |
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Floppertone -
Classic. Just classic.
Still laughing, my sides hurt. |
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TroyS
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| Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2004 1:21 pm Post subject: |
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| This thread is histerical, but maybe some good can come of Kerry's tan. If enough idiots actually believe Kerry might have got that glowing tan in WI(oh I know he said he got it somewhere else but he still has plenty of time to flip-flop) it could greatly increase our tourism. The only poroblem is they will be a little surprised when they get here. You see it's kind of cold and a little difficult to get a tan this time of year. |
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Donna Savage
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| Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2004 5:32 pm Post subject: |
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| TroyS wrote: | | This thread is histerical, but maybe some good can come of Kerry's tan. If enough idiots actually believe Kerry might have got that glowing tan in WI(oh I know he said he got it somewhere else but he still has plenty of time to flip-flop) it could greatly increase our tourism. The only poroblem is they will be a little surprised when they get here. You see it's kind of cold and a little difficult to get a tan this time of year. |
That's exactly right! You'll find a whole lot of pasty white people in Wisconsin right now. In fact, they look more like the ghost-like James Carville than the pumpkin-like John Kerry. 
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tony54
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This is just too darn funny.
Lurch is orange all over, I wonder if he glows in the dark?
I wonder if they covered up the yellow streak going down his back?
Come to think of it, all the funny crap about Lurch was supplied by him.
The orange paint job, the lost in space outfit in Nasa, the falling skiing.
the falling off his bike and most funny of all the windsurfing.
All self-infliced wounds just like Viet-Nam.
Wind surfing is a great ad, I saw it numerous times.
In the end of the ad when he falls, I don't see the Secret Service agent
knocking Lurch down, but I'm sure the agent was there somewhere!!! |
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TroyS
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| Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2004 7:31 pm Post subject: |
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Donna Savage wrote
That's exactly right! You'll find a whole lot of pasty white people in Wisconsin right now. In fact, they look more like the ghost-like James Carville than the pumpkin-like John Kerry.
I take offense...we are pasty white people(no problem there) but never compare us to James Carville. Now that's an insult!!  |
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jataylor11
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My favorite is
Yellow + Red = orange
laughing about it all day
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kmudd
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| Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2004 8:41 pm Post subject: |
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| Charlie Daniels is on Hannity and said it looks like Kerry's face ran into a pumpkin. LOL |
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Donna Savage
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| Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2004 12:38 am Post subject: |
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| TroyS wrote: | Donna Savage wrote
That's exactly right! You'll find a whole lot of pasty white people in Wisconsin right now. In fact, they look more like the ghost-like James Carville than the pumpkin-like John Kerry.
I take offense...we are pasty white people(no problem there) but never compare us to James Carville. Now that's an insult!! |
Oops, silly me!  I would never dream of insulting the fine people of Wisconsin by saying they were like Carville (yuck). I too, love pasty white (even more so now that Kerry is Orange). In fact, Wisconsin is showing Bush ahead in the polls (woo hoo).
Hey, maybe Kerry wants to be a cheesehead or maybe he thinks he's Bugs Bunny, no wait, he's the carrot and Teressssaaa can be Bugs Bunny. Oh man, I just insulted Bugs Bunny. DAMN!
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Donna Savage
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Didn't John Kerry once make a statement that since Bill Clinton was considered the first black president, he would love to be the second black president??
Well John Kerry would be a president of color all right, except it won't be black, it'll be ORANGE!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA And he won't be a president either!!! But what will he be? Does he know? Does anyone know? Maybe Dan Rather knows!!
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