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stupson
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Location: new bern nc
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 Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2004 12:22 am Post subject: How to tick off a Leftist |
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We here in eastern North Carolinas are not big sophisticated types so potty humor is always in.. Whilst driving one may happen upon a fellow motorist who has gone over to the Dark Side and now sports a Kerry-Edwards sticker. I wait until stopped at a light, then toot the horn and say with a really big grin "Excuse me. Sir (or Madam,) I realize you don't know this, but some a**hole has put a big ugly Kerry bumper sticker on your car. It usually takes them a second or two to realize what you just called them. It then takes some time to regain composure.
You may then drive off knowing you done good. |
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Knighthawk
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Joined: 11 Aug 2004
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Location: Camp Bondsteel, Kosovo
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| Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2004 8:43 am Post subject: |
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Now thats funny.......I wish I was back in the states for this election......I could be having soooooo much fun. 
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dennispro
Seaman Recruit
Joined: 25 Aug 2004
Posts: 16
Location: Belton, Mo
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| Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2004 2:00 pm Post subject: Good one, here's another...... |
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WORKING PEOPLE FREQUENTLY ASK RETIRED PEOPLE WHAT THEY DO TO MAKE THEIR DAYS INTERESTING.
I WENT TO THE STORE THE OTHER DAY. I WAS ONLY IN THERE FOR ABOUT 5 MINUTES.
WHEN I CAME OUT THERE WAS A COP WRITING OUT A PARKING TICKET. I WENT UP TO HIM AND SAID, "COME ON BUDDY, DON'T BE A JERK. HOW ABOUT GIVING A SENIOR A BREAK?" HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUED WRITING THE TICKET. I CALLED HIM A BAD NAME.
HE GLARED AT ME AND STARTED WRITING ANOTHER TICKET FOR HAVING WORN TIRES. SO I CALLED HIM A WAY WORSE NAME. HE FINISHED THE SECOND TICKET AND PUT IT ON THE WINDSHIELD WITH THE FIRST. THEN HE STARTED WRITING A THIRD TICKET. THIS WENT ON FOR ABOUT 20 MINUTES. THE MORE I ABUSED HIM THE MORE TICKETS HE WROTE.
I DIDN'T CARE. MY CAR WAS PARKED AROUND THE CORNER AND THIS ONE HAD AN "ELECT JOHN KERRY" BUMPER STICKER ON IT. I TRY TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN EACH DAY NOW THAT I'M RETIRED. IT'S IMPORTANT AT OUR AGE!!!
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GM Strong
Master Chief Petty Officer of the Navy
Joined: 18 Sep 2004
Posts: 1579
Location: Penna
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| Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2004 12:41 am Post subject: Re: Good one, here's another...... |
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| dennispro wrote: | WORKING PEOPLE FREQUENTLY ASK RETIRED PEOPLE WHAT THEY DO TO MAKE THEIR DAYS INTERESTING.
I WENT TO THE STORE THE OTHER DAY. I WAS ONLY IN THERE FOR ABOUT 5 MINUTES.
WHEN I CAME OUT THERE WAS A COP WRITING OUT A PARKING TICKET. I WENT UP TO HIM AND SAID, "COME ON BUDDY, DON'T BE A JERK. HOW ABOUT GIVING A SENIOR A BREAK?" HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUED WRITING THE TICKET. I CALLED HIM A BAD NAME.
HE GLARED AT ME AND STARTED WRITING ANOTHER TICKET FOR HAVING WORN TIRES. SO I CALLED HIM A WAY WORSE NAME. HE FINISHED THE SECOND TICKET AND PUT IT ON THE WINDSHIELD WITH THE FIRST. THEN HE STARTED WRITING A THIRD TICKET. THIS WENT ON FOR ABOUT 20 MINUTES. THE MORE I ABUSED HIM THE MORE TICKETS HE WROTE.
I DIDN'T CARE. MY CAR WAS PARKED AROUND THE CORNER AND THIS ONE HAD AN "ELECT JOHN KERRY" BUMPER STICKER ON IT. I TRY TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN EACH DAY NOW THAT I'M RETIRED. IT'S IMPORTANT AT OUR AGE!!! |
Kudos, What A Yuk. That guy is probably still trying to figure it out.
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Spiess
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Joined: 30 Jul 2004
Posts: 246
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| GOD thats good! |
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