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John Kerry's America--No Thanks!

It's not hard to imagine a John Kerry presidency. But if you need help visualizing it--if, say, your own local Republican headquarters hasn't yet been vandalized or shot at--string together the images below. They'll give you a glimpse of John Kerry's America.

*Whoopi Goldberg and Al Franken doing a touchdown dance together.

*Rather, Brokaw, and Jennings high-fiving, whooping it up. "We did it! We got away with fraud! We told the Party we'd put their boy in the White House, never mind those rednecks in the fly-over states. We are the power-brokers!"

*I used to write horror novels for a living, but even I can't imagine Teresa Heinz Kerry's Lincoln Bedroom guest list. I don't want to imagine it.

*Bill Frist and the other eunuchs in the Senate trying to explain why, after the Democrats filibustered George Bush's judicial appointments for four years, they're letting President Kerry hand out federal judgeships to Barbra Streisand, Barry Lynn, Jim McGreevy, and Mikhail Gorbachev.

*Out breaks of "gay marriage" in unlikely places like Columbia, SC, or Oklahoma City, in response to President Kerry's announcement that the quest for a federal marriage-protection amendment is over, as far as he's concerned. If your idea of a good night of TV viewing is watching sodomites soul-kiss, you're in for four years of abondanza.

*Kerry himself saying, "How was I supposed to know this was gonna happen?", as a nuclear-armed Iran completes its takeover of the Middle East from the Indus River to the Mediterranean Sea and solidifies is control of the global economy via its control of the world' oil supply. The day after Tel Aviv is incinerated, Kerry pledges the U.S. to defend Israel--provided such action passes the "global test" at the U.N. The states of the U.N., dependent on Iran's oil for the survival of their sickly socialist economies, vote thumbs-down on Israel.

As for me, all I need to motivate myself is a single imagine--not imaginary, but real:

Michael Moore and Jimmy Carter sitting together at the Democrat National Convention--a pair of vultures waiting to feast on the carcass of America.

Lee Duigon