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mascari Seaman Apprentice
Joined: 09 Aug 2004 Posts: 79 Location: Medina, OH
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Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2004 3:34 am Post subject: Oompa-Loompa John Kerry? |
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My God what is this idiot doing now? We're supposed to believe this is a natural tan from a couple hours in the intense September Massachusetts sun?
From the Drudge Report
http://www.drudgereport.com/dnc55.htm
XXXXX DRUDGE REPORT XXXXX TUE SEPT 28, 2004 09:23:25 ET XXXXX
KERRY ON ORANGE ALERT: SKIN TRANSITION ON EVE OF DEBATE
Just days before Dem presidential hopeful John Kerry is set to take the stage in a debate opener projected to be seen by 70 million, photos show the senator dramatically taking on color.
Is it the late September Wisconsin sun during debate prep that has turned Kerry's face to rich pumpkin-colored hues?
Or has he been campaigning in the rust-belt?
Kerry advisers defend the sudden deep tan transition, noting how it simply was from a game of flag football last Friday in Bedford, Mass.
But the College Democrats who met Kerry were surprised by his rich tan glow -- before the game even began, the HARVARD CRIMSON reports. _________________ ===============
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neverforget Vice Admiral
Joined: 18 Jul 2004 Posts: 875
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Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2004 3:37 am Post subject: |
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The eyes are still dead and evil, even surrounded by fake tan. The eyes are real. _________________ US Army Security Agency
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reconflyer Seaman
Joined: 31 Aug 2004 Posts: 168 Location: West Texas USA
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Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2004 3:51 am Post subject: |
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looking at that picture, I don't know what that guy is...
reconflyer _________________ Active duty AF 1986-Present
Enlisted Aircrew 1990-Present |
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ThaLeena Ensign
Joined: 01 Sep 2004 Posts: 68 Location: Fort Huachuca
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Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2004 4:30 am Post subject: |
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Well Duhhhhh, he's a PANSY!!!!!!! |
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kmudd Master Chief Petty Officer
Joined: 16 Aug 2004 Posts: 825
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Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2004 4:34 am Post subject: |
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If you read about the Kennedy Nixon debate experts claim Kennedy won on TV because he had a tan while Nixon looked pale .So once again Kerry is trying to act like Kennedy. |
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cipher Vice Admiral
Joined: 10 Aug 2004 Posts: 902
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Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2004 4:42 am Post subject: |
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Actually, it was Nixon's 5 o'clock shadow that did him in. Even though he shaved *just* before going on, he LOOKED like he hadn't, because his skin was so translucent.
Looking at Kerry, I am reminded of the late Margaret Hamilton crying "I'm melting...melting... Oh, what a world, what a world!"
Except Margaret had class. _________________ USMC 69-72, 7th Comm, 3rd MarDiv, FMFPAC
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ranch hand Lt.Jg.
Joined: 24 Aug 2004 Posts: 108 Location: Florida
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Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2004 4:52 am Post subject: |
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The person who advised Kerry to tan up has got to be on our side.
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CTW Rear Admiral
Joined: 10 Sep 2004 Posts: 691
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Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2004 4:58 am Post subject: |
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Let's hope it peels! Or if it's spray tan that it will run and smear! Faker! CTW
Never Ever Kerry |
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hanna Rear Admiral
Joined: 07 Aug 2004 Posts: 701
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Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2004 5:04 am Post subject: |
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I am betting his next move will be contacts to try to improve the look in his eyes....... |
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SWVTsupporter Ensign
Joined: 20 Aug 2004 Posts: 51
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Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2004 5:20 am Post subject: |
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Oompa, Loompa.
Even better than Agent Orage. LMAO.
Why can't the Kerry supporters even tell an innocent truth? He sprayed himself to win over the "terror mom' vote by ridding himself of his 'Lurch' look before the debates.
He was so worn out and pale. If they would at least say that he did it to appear more fit, I'd believe 'em. |
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hanna Rear Admiral
Joined: 07 Aug 2004 Posts: 701
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Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2004 5:35 am Post subject: |
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Actually, you bring up a good point. He does...without agent orange, look worn out and pale, yet ALL he has been doing is campaigning. He certainly has not been doing his job AT ALL.
Now look at President Bush. He is campaigning and doing all the things he needs to do as President, all at the same time....and he looks just like he always does. Strong, confident and on top of things. |
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SBVTSupporter Seaman Recruit
Joined: 22 Aug 2004 Posts: 25 Location: Virginia
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Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2004 5:54 am Post subject: |
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Is that John Kerry or George Hamilton? |
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blue9t3 Admiral
Joined: 23 Aug 2004 Posts: 1246 Location: oregon
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Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2004 5:56 am Post subject: DISCRACED! |
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I am almost crying as I say this: but my friend, my buddy, my life, has been a victim-much like a rectum! in the champaign of life.
I just wanna see if I can get this by ya? _________________ MOPAR-BUYER |
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