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stevek Ensign
Joined: 12 Sep 2004 Posts: 63
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Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2004 10:50 pm Post subject: SUGGESTED JOBS FOR KERRY AFTER NOV... |
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1. Forger for DNC
2. Consultant for National Association of Phony War Heroes
3. TV host for "How to be a Gigolo and marry a millionaire"
4. Teacher for Liberals "How to engage in anti-American activities"
5. Instructor for Liberal hate mongers "How to burn the American Flag"
6. National spokesperson for Botox
7. Representative for "Cosmetic Surgery" for ugly people |
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Fphamm Seaman Apprentice
Joined: 27 Jul 2004 Posts: 89 Location: Sammamish, Wa
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Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2004 10:51 pm Post subject: |
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8. Target for military snipers. Whoops did I say that??? |
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FreeFall LCDR
Joined: 13 Aug 2004 Posts: 421
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Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2004 10:53 pm Post subject: |
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He should go back to giving hamsters mouth to mouth. |
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Rurik PO3
Joined: 27 Aug 2004 Posts: 251 Location: Daschle-cleansed Free South Dakota
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Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2004 11:05 pm Post subject: |
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FreeFall wrote: | He should go back to giving hamsters mouth to mouth. |
How about mouth-to-mouth for one of Barney Frank's used gerbils?
My bad! My bad!
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Government noose tester? _________________ Hating John Kerry continuously since 1971.
Essayons!
Fight Build and Destroy |
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Armybrat/Armymom Commander
Joined: 27 Aug 2004 Posts: 335 Location: Central Texas
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Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2004 11:06 pm Post subject: |
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Money Man for the Mob |
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I B Squidly Vice Admiral
Joined: 26 Aug 2004 Posts: 879 Location: Cactus Patch
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Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2004 11:08 pm Post subject: |
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Making little rocks out of big rocks at Leavenworth. |
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Son of a VET Master Chief Petty Officer
Joined: 07 Aug 2004 Posts: 791 Location: TN
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Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2004 12:06 am Post subject: |
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Stolen Honor |
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shadowy Commander
Joined: 26 Aug 2004 Posts: 301 Location: St. Louis, MO
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Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2004 1:50 am Post subject: |
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Give him a camera and a couple of bandoliers full of ammo, and send him out to hunt down Bin Laden and kill him, like he says he wants to. |
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mcknz Lt.Jg.
Joined: 15 Aug 2004 Posts: 132 Location: Washington State
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Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2004 2:43 am Post subject: |
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Maybe they can hire him to replace Dan Rather at CBS. |
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LSU Engineer Seaman Recruit
Joined: 28 Oct 2004 Posts: 25
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Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2004 2:46 am Post subject: |
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<obvious>
Cook at Waffle House
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air_vet PO2
Joined: 08 Aug 2004 Posts: 374
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Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2004 3:01 am Post subject: |
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The really sad thing is that with all his and her money, after the election (and being voted out of Mass.) he will continue running around the US (and world) being a really big pain in the a$$ |
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GM Strong Master Chief Petty Officer of the Navy
Joined: 18 Sep 2004 Posts: 1579 Location: Penna
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Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2004 5:49 pm Post subject: |
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LSU Engineer wrote: | <obvious>
Cook at Waffle House
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Open an upscale French Cheese Steak Parlor on Beacon Hill. Charlois beef, will that be with Brie or Swiss?? Served on a baguette or croissant with truffles, French wine to go with it. _________________ 8th Army Korea 68-69
Last edited by GM Strong on Sat Oct 30, 2004 10:25 pm; edited 2 times in total |
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mcknz Lt.Jg.
Joined: 15 Aug 2004 Posts: 132 Location: Washington State
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Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2004 5:53 pm Post subject: |
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Flip Flop Salesman |
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Armybrat/Armymom Commander
Joined: 27 Aug 2004 Posts: 335 Location: Central Texas
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Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2004 7:15 pm Post subject: |
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Since he won't have a real job, what about Terezzzzzza's sex kitten? |
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GM Strong Master Chief Petty Officer of the Navy
Joined: 18 Sep 2004 Posts: 1579 Location: Penna
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Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2004 10:28 pm Post subject: |
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Armybrat/Armymom wrote: | Since he won't have a real job, what about Terezzzzzza's sex kitten? |
Oh Pleazzzzzzzzze!! Ugh, let's not go there. Studmuffin, no way. Too funny, I laughed till it hurt. Touche' _________________ 8th Army Korea 68-69 |
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