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SUGGESTED JOBS FOR KERRY AFTER NOV...
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stevek
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Joined: 12 Sep 2004
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 28, 2004 10:50 pm    Post subject: SUGGESTED JOBS FOR KERRY AFTER NOV... Reply with quote

1. Forger for DNC

2. Consultant for National Association of Phony War Heroes

3. TV host for "How to be a Gigolo and marry a millionaire"

4. Teacher for Liberals "How to engage in anti-American activities"

5. Instructor for Liberal hate mongers "How to burn the American Flag"

6. National spokesperson for Botox

7. Representative for "Cosmetic Surgery" for ugly people
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Fphamm
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Joined: 27 Jul 2004
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Location: Sammamish, Wa

PostPosted: Thu Oct 28, 2004 10:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

8. Target for military snipers. Whoops did I say that???
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FreeFall
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 28, 2004 10:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

He should go back to giving hamsters mouth to mouth.
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Rurik
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Joined: 27 Aug 2004
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Location: Daschle-cleansed Free South Dakota

PostPosted: Thu Oct 28, 2004 11:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

FreeFall wrote:
He should go back to giving hamsters mouth to mouth.


How about mouth-to-mouth for one of Barney Frank's used gerbils?

My bad! My bad! Cool


Or -

Government noose tester?
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Armybrat/Armymom
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Joined: 27 Aug 2004
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 28, 2004 11:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Money Man for the Mob
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I B Squidly
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Joined: 26 Aug 2004
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Location: Cactus Patch

PostPosted: Thu Oct 28, 2004 11:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Making little rocks out of big rocks at Leavenworth.
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Son of a VET
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Joined: 07 Aug 2004
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 30, 2004 12:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote


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shadowy
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 30, 2004 1:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Give him a camera and a couple of bandoliers full of ammo, and send him out to hunt down Bin Laden and kill him, like he says he wants to.
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mcknz
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Joined: 15 Aug 2004
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 30, 2004 2:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Maybe they can hire him to replace Dan Rather at CBS.
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LSU Engineer
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Joined: 28 Oct 2004
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 30, 2004 2:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

<obvious>
Cook at Waffle House
</obvious>
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air_vet
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Joined: 08 Aug 2004
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 30, 2004 3:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The really sad thing is that with all his and her money, after the election (and being voted out of Mass.) he will continue running around the US (and world) being a really big pain in the a$$
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GM Strong
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Joined: 18 Sep 2004
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 30, 2004 5:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

LSU Engineer wrote:
<obvious>
Cook at Waffle House
</obvious>


Open an upscale French Cheese Steak Parlor on Beacon Hill. Charlois beef, will that be with Brie or Swiss?? Served on a baguette or croissant with truffles, French wine to go with it.
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mcknz
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 30, 2004 5:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Flip Flop Salesman
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Armybrat/Armymom
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Joined: 27 Aug 2004
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 30, 2004 7:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Since he won't have a real job, what about Terezzzzzza's sex kitten? Shocked Rolling Eyes Evil or Very Mad Twisted Evil Laughing
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GM Strong
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 30, 2004 10:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Armybrat/Armymom wrote:
Since he won't have a real job, what about Terezzzzzza's sex kitten? Shocked Rolling Eyes Evil or Very Mad Twisted Evil Laughing


Oh Pleazzzzzzzzze!! Ugh, let's not go there. Studmuffin, no way. Too funny, I laughed till it hurt. Touche'
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