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Kimmymac · Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2004 10:32 pm Post subject: I agree with bin Laden

bin Laden said: "The security of the American people does not lie with Bush or Kerry, or Al Quaida. It is in the hands of the American people."

bin Laden needs to substitute "American military" for "American people" and he will have it nailed.

"The security of the American people does not lie with Bush or Kerry or Al Quaida. It is in the hands of the American military."

So true, binny baby. And they will get you, sooner or later.

In the meantime, the American people will re-elect George W. Bush, since he understands that, and Kerry does not.

In the meantime, bin Laden: Shouldn't you be in Paris, peeling grapes for Yasser?
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Inatizzy · Former Member Joined: 28 Sep 2004 Posts: 439

Now that Kerry knows for sure that Osama is alive he will probably arrange some kind of secret meeting with him to discuss the terms of a peace agreement between Al Queda and the USA.

You think I'm kidding don't you? NOPE.

I WOULD NOT put it past him.

Kimmymac · Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2004 10:42 pm Post subject:

Oh hey, Ina, I think it is absolutely possible. He will probably announce he will be sending Clinton, Berger, Carter and Jesse Jackson to hammer out the agreement with Bin Laden in a Paris whore house.
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Rdtf · CNO Joined: 13 May 2004 Posts: 2209 Location: BUSHville

oh Jessie Jackson for sure

Inatizzy · Former Member Joined: 28 Sep 2004 Posts: 439

air_vet · PO2 Joined: 08 Aug 2004 Posts: 374

There are four dates in history that few of us have heard of, but that are very important to what is going on in the world today: Battle of Tours in 732; the retreat from Avignon in 737; Battle of Granada in 1492; and the unsuccesful seige of Vienna in 1529. The West may have considered them victories, to the other side they were only skirmishes in a much longer war that continues today. Bin Laden understands this - I'm sure candidate Kerry doesn't!

Kimmymac · Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2004 11:00 pm Post subject:

I know you are serious, Tizzy. I am dead serious also. I just handle the insanity with humor, otherwise I really would lose it. But are you sure Carter would be praying in a corner, and not helping stuff panties in Bergers boxers? And I always figured Berger for more of the whitey-tightey type.

Let me think: Berger. Boxers or briefs...boxers or briefs...Berger.... Fat, soft, dumpy guy, probably has a big fatt butt....boxers? Briefs? Well, I don't know what kind of underwear Berger would wear, but I do know I have just put myself out of the mood for several days. I hate that when that happens. Especially on a weekend.

Alright, I gotta go for that run I have been threatening myself with, before I do more damage to my fragile psyche.
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msindependent · Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2004 11:31 pm Post subject:

I would bet Berger wears briefs, you can't stuff papers and documents down boxers, they would fall out. The ultimate nightmare would be Berger in a thong.

Nathanyl · PO3 Joined: 24 Aug 2004 Posts: 280

2ndamendsis · PO3 Joined: 08 Sep 2004 Posts: 288 Location: NJ

KIMMY, you're always sharp as a tack!

Crying or Very sad

But, honey, you forgot one very important element of the delegation Crying or Very sad

How could you leave out our one--and---only

AL SHADY SHARPTON
{the biggest NY crook ever walked into a black church}
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ocsparky101 · Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2004 12:02 am Post subject:

I don't know about you but I got the impression that Bin Laden is becoming very desperate. He appears to be appealing to the American People to get GW Bush of his a--.

ocsparky101 · Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2004 12:04 am Post subject:

I hope Kerry does try to set up a meeting with UBL. I think Kerry would look 1000% better if he did not have a head.

ocsparky101 · Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2004 12:06 am Post subject:

History repeats itself. This would be the fourth time John Kerry has committed Treason. Heresy is a treasonous act against the Catholic Church.

Hondo · LCDR Joined: 26 Aug 2004 Posts: 423 Location: USA

ocssparky101:

I'm missing something: meeting with NV/VC in 1971, heresy, and the hypothetical bin Laden meeting. That's 3. What did I miss?
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Kimmymac · Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2004 1:36 am Post subject:

Hey, you remember the Seinfeld episode where Kramer comes up with the "manbra"? Berger probably wears a "mangirdle"--not only does it hold up his flabby butt, it also keeps the documents safely stuffed down his pants. Shoot, probably half the State Dept wears them. No matter who is in the White House.

I agree with you, OCSparky. Even though I know I am not suppossed to, because it is NOT NICE and I am trying to stay out of hell (see other thread)
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The last refuge of scoundrels is not patriotism; it is finicky liberal humanitarianism.--Martin Paretz