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Kimmymac · Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2004 12:57 am Post subject: Halloween Poll

What? Not another poll! You betcha, and this one is of the utmost significance.

Q: How many of you sitting at the keyboard are doing so with one hand on the keyboard, and the other one holding a mini size candy bar?

If more than 50% of you answer "yes" then I predict a landslide for George W. Bush. This a highly scientific poll. Please answer accurately, and don't be a Kerrorist: only vote once.
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rb325th · Admiral Joined: 21 Aug 2004 Posts: 1334

Yes (mini bag of M&Ms count right? Or will I be getting a visit by a bunch of DNC Goon Attornies Laughing

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rhv5862 · PO2 Joined: 21 Aug 2004 Posts: 379 Location: Massachusetts

2 Mini Milky Ways. Sure hope that leads to a win for Bush.

RHV

Mary Ann Parker · LCDR Joined: 02 Sep 2004 Posts: 406

Kimmymac!!
Wash your mouth out with chocolate!!!
You know that candy is not good for a keyboard!

I don't feel that a post is finished until we hear from you!!

Make it an all chocolate kinda day.
Mary Ann Parker

Debs · Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2004 1:04 am Post subject:

Guilty as charged - caught red handed with a pack of Rolos. Smile

Debbie
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ProudArmyWife · Seaman Recruit Joined: 24 Aug 2004 Posts: 29

OK, I'm lookin' around for the web-cam...how'd you get into my house... I absolutely never sit and eat at the keyboard (really...I have a 6 year old and a dog...no way to eat, type, and fend off predators). HOWEVER, tonight the 6 year old is out Trick or Treating and the dog is locked in the bathroom so I can answer the door in peace....

I'm going to have to show my husband your post!

(AND for some good news...check out the new TRIPP poll on RealClearPolitics.com)

neverforget · Vice Admiral Joined: 18 Jul 2004 Posts: 875

I just ate a mini Milky Way. Does that count? I leave the Snickers in the bowl, because that's what most of the Trick or Treaters want.
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ProudArmyWife · Seaman Recruit Joined: 24 Aug 2004 Posts: 29

opps...make that TIPP poll. (Former Dean manager on Hardball a few minutes ago...Tripp...ick...guess I should keep the TV turned off when I'm online or go back to FOX)

momofthreegirls · Seaman Joined: 08 Sep 2004 Posts: 174

Does the jolly rancher lollipop I ate a couple of hours ago count? Confused

I gave up chocolate for the week and started my fast at sundown. My husband is downstairs cooking away and it sure smells good. Sad

rparrott21 · Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2004 1:25 am Post subject:

There was a little girl dressed as a chearleader with a big W on here shirt...I had to let out a big George W. Bush....

Tacan70UDN · PO2 Joined: 05 Sep 2004 Posts: 392

How about some Nestle Crunch bars in back of my scanner?

air force brat · Seaman Recruit Joined: 21 Oct 2004 Posts: 17

How about tootsie rolls. But now I have a big bag of Hershey kisses in my hand. Bush wins by a landslide and we bury Lurch in potters field.

LimaCharlie · PO2 Joined: 25 Aug 2004 Posts: 386 Location: Oregon

Fun Size Snickers and my wireless laptop sitting by the door.
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sround · Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2004 2:00 am Post subject:

Boo!
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Kimmymac · Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2004 2:01 am Post subject:

Ladies and gentlemen, the American electorate has spoken, and based on a random scientific totally unbiased sample, it is GEORGE BUSH in a LANDSLIDE!!

Tomorrows poll question: How many of you brushed your teeth before noon today?This question will determine which candidate has the most momentum going into Tuesday's vote. (This one is easy since Bush supporters outbrush the Kerry supporters by a margin of 10-1, particularly given the difficulties involved in getting running water into crypts.)
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