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		ashter Seaman
 
  Joined: 22 Aug 2004 Posts: 185
 
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				 Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 2:37 am    Post subject: A little humor I'm sure all of you can appreciate. | 
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				One sunny day, an old man approached the White House from across
 
Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to
 
the Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with
 
President Kerry."
 
 
The Marine replied, "Sir, Mr. Kerry is not President and doesn't reside here
 
" The old man said, "Okay", and walked away.The following day, the same man
 
approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go
 
in and meet with President Kerry."
 
 
The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Kerry is not
 
President and doesn't reside here." The man thanked him and again walked
 
away.
 
 
The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very
 
same Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Kerry."
 
 
The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and
 
said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to
 
speak to Mr. Kerry. I have told you twice already that Mr. Kerry is not the
 
President and does not reside here. Don't you understand?"
 
 
The old man softly answered, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it."
 
 
The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and replied, "See you tomorrow,
 
sir." | 
			 
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		GIaunt Seaman
 
  Joined: 08 Oct 2004 Posts: 174
 
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				 Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 3:11 am    Post subject:  | 
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				| Wonderful..... | 
			 
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		Rurik PO3
 
  Joined: 27 Aug 2004 Posts: 251 Location: Daschle-cleansed Free South Dakota
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				 Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 3:39 am    Post subject:  | 
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				Love it.   _________________ Hating John Kerry continuously since 1971.
 
 
Essayons!
 
Fight Build and Destroy | 
			 
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		mach9 Seaman Apprentice
 
  Joined: 05 Oct 2004 Posts: 97
 
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				 Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 4:20 am    Post subject:  | 
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				| Getting printed, framed, mounted on my desk.  Thanks! | 
			 
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		Cazador Lt.Jg.
 
  Joined: 09 Aug 2004 Posts: 113
 
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				 Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 4:28 am    Post subject:  | 
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				Send it to Rush!
 
 
Great story! | 
			 
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		Darkhorse18 Lt.Jg.
 
  Joined: 29 Sep 2004 Posts: 108 Location: Woodbridge, VA
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				 Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 5:06 am    Post subject:  | 
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				Send it to Kerry and DNC   | 
			 
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		Navy_Navy_Navy Admin
 
  Joined: 07 May 2004 Posts: 5777
 
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				 Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 11:36 pm    Post subject:  | 
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				To Kerry and the DNC - with your signature including your VETERAN status.
 
 
Duty, honor, country!
 
 
Honor, courage, commitment! (Navy)
 
 
WE WILL NEVER FORGET!!!! _________________ ~ Echo Juliet ~ 
 
Altering course to starboard - On Fire, Keep Clear
 
Navy woman, Navy wife, Navy mother | 
			 
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