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Cam Ranh '71
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Joined: 08 May 2004
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Location: Millersville, PA

PostPosted: Tue Jul 20, 2004 4:50 am    Post subject: "BI-PARTISAN HUMOR" Reply with quote

I'm trying hard to lure some of you Vets onto this posting for a much needed bit of humor. Come one come all.

http://www.jibjab.com/thisland.html

Did you notice the Woody Guthrie connection?

CS in PA
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xsquid
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 20, 2004 1:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hehe, very funny. Very Happy Very Happy
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ghiapaul
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Joined: 09 Jul 2004
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Location: Niles, OH 44446

PostPosted: Sat Jul 24, 2004 4:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is great! I saw it last week at a gun show in Cleveland. One of the dealers had it playing on a laptop all day. Thanks for bringing it here
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hosemonkey
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 02, 2004 7:12 am    Post subject: Kerry the Saint Reply with quote

John Kerry was going to visit the Catholic National Cathedral outside Washington as part of his campaign. Kerry's campaign manager made a visit to the Cardinal and said to him, "We've been getting a lot of bad publicity among Catholics because of Kerry's position on abortion and the like. We'd gladly make a contribution to the church of $100,000 if during your sermon you'd say John Kerry is a saint." The Cardinal thinks it over for a moment and agrees to do it.

John Kerry shows up, and as the Mass progresses the Cardinal begins his homily. "John Kerry is petty, a self-absorbed hypocrite and a nit-wit. He is a liar, a cheat, and a thief. He is the worst example of a Catholic I've ever personally known. But compared to Ted Kennedy, John Kerry is a saint."
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