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Cam Ranh '71 · Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2004 4:50 am Post subject: "BI-PARTISAN HUMOR"

I'm trying hard to lure some of you Vets onto this posting for a much needed bit of humor. Come one come all.

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Did you notice the Woody Guthrie connection?

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xsquid · Lt.Jg. Joined: 25 May 2004 Posts: 140

Hehe, very funny. Very Happy

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ghiapaul · Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2004 4:36 am Post subject:

This is great! I saw it last week at a gun show in Cleveland. One of the dealers had it playing on a laptop all day. Thanks for bringing it here

hosemonkey · Seaman Recruit Joined: 30 Jul 2004 Posts: 18

John Kerry was going to visit the Catholic National Cathedral outside Washington as part of his campaign. Kerry's campaign manager made a visit to the Cardinal and said to him, "We've been getting a lot of bad publicity among Catholics because of Kerry's position on abortion and the like. We'd gladly make a contribution to the church of $100,000 if during your sermon you'd say John Kerry is a saint." The Cardinal thinks it over for a moment and agrees to do it.

John Kerry shows up, and as the Mass progresses the Cardinal begins his homily. "John Kerry is petty, a self-absorbed hypocrite and a nit-wit. He is a liar, a cheat, and a thief. He is the worst example of a Catholic I've ever personally known. But compared to Ted Kennedy, John Kerry is a saint."
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