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War Dog Captain
Joined: 10 May 2004 Posts: 517 Location: Below Birmingham Alabama
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Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2004 7:30 pm Post subject: Political Dogs |
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A man is walking down the street, and happens to walk by where the Democratic Convention is being held! Outside the door is another man with a box of puppies, and a sign that says, "Democratic Puppies - Free!"
Two weeks later, the same man is over on the other side of town where the Republican Convention is being held, and the same other man is there with the puppies, except this time the sign says, "Republican Puppies - Free!"
He walks up and asks the man with the puppies, "Hey, wait a minute, two weeks ago you were over across town and your sign said those were "Democratic Puppies", and now they are "Republican Puppies", what gives.
The man with the puppies says, "Yeah, I was over there two weeks ago, but that was before the puppies opened their eyes!"
'Ronald Reagan'
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ASPB Master Chief Petty Officer of the Navy
Joined: 01 Jun 2004 Posts: 1680
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Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2004 7:44 pm Post subject: Re: Political Dogs |
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War Dog wrote: | A man is walking down the street, and happens to walk by where the Democratic Convention is being held! Outside the door is another man with a box of puppies, and a sign that says, "Democratic Puppies - Free!"
Two weeks later, the same man is over on the other side of town where the Republican Convention is being held, and the same other man is there with the puppies, except this time the sign says, "Republican Puppies - Free!"
He walks up and asks the man with the puppies, "Hey, wait a minute, two weeks ago you were over across town and your sign said those were "Democratic Puppies", and now they are "Republican Puppies", what gives.
The man with the puppies says, "Yeah, I was over there two weeks ago, but that was before the puppies opened their eyes!"
'Ronald Reagan'
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